Dumbass

Yo, dipshit who grabbed the door to my building before it latched after I let myself in--

It was late. You and your little friends were walking by. I unlocked the side door to my building and went inside. As I climbed the steps I saw that you'd grabbed the door and were suspiciously waiting for the rest of your crew to come back to the door. Since I didn't recognize you, I paused on the steps and looked back, wondering what your deal was.

You saw me looking at you warily and you said "don't worry, I'm not gonna rob you."

"You're right" I replied. Then you gave up and closed the door and staggered on.

My remaining question is:

Why the hell were you holding the door open in the first place, you little turd?