VAN GOGH'S RELATIVES
        The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ...
        ---  U. Gogh
        The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white
        ---  Hue Gogh
        The real obnoxious brother ...
        ---  Please Gogh
        The brother who ate prunes ...
        ---  Gotta Gogh
        The uncle who worked at a convenience store ...
        ---  Stop N. Gogh
        His dizzy aunt ...
        ---  Verti Gogh
        His domineering aunt...
        ---  Vira Gogh
        The cousin who moved to Illinois ...
        ---  Chica Gogh
        His magician uncle ...
        ---  Wherediddy  Gogh
        The cousin who lived in Mexico ...
        ---  Amee Gogh
        He also had a Mexican relative ...
        ---  Grin Gogh
        The nephew that drove a stage coach ...
        ---  Wells Far Gogh
        The uncle who was constipated ...
        ---  Cant Gogh
        The aunt who loved ballroom dancing ...
        ---  Tan Gogh
        His ornithologist uncle ...
        ---  Flamin Gogh
        His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyst ...
        ---  E. Gogh
        His cousin who loved tropical fruits ...
        ---  Mang Gogh
        And he had an aunt who taught the power of positive thinking
        ---  Whey Too Gogh
        His bouncy young nephew ...
        ---  Poe Gogh
        His Disco-loving sister ...
        ---  Go Gogh
        And his niece, who's been traveling the U.S. in a van ...
        ---  Winnie Bay Gogh