A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: "About
this medical test I did on you, I have some good news and some bad
news."

The man asks for the good news first:

"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live," says the doctor.

The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the
bad news??"

"I couldn't call you yesterday." 

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