A Scotsman and an Irishman were arguing over who has the better
whiskey.  The Scotsman said that there is mothing better than a good
single malt Scotch whiskey.  The Irishman replied that an Irish
whiskey is better and that he could prove it.  He told the Scotman
that he and his wife drank an entire bottle of Irish whiskey the night
before, got up in the morning and went to church and said mass.

The Scotsman asked, "so what's so unusual about that?!"

The Irishman replied "we're Jewish!"

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Another call to round up the usual SUSPECTS.