The Justice League of America had a meeting, but Superman was an
hour late. When he entered, to everyone's surprise, he came in
beaten up and battered.

Batman said,"Hey, Superman, what the heck happened to you???"

Superman answered, "Well, I was flying over here an hour ago, but as
I passed the beach I noticed Wonder Woman lying naked by herself,
moving and shaking."

Batman replied, "Whoooo! So what'd you do?"

Superman said, "Well, of course, I did the natural thing. I unzipped
and swooped down there as fast as I could."

Excited, Batman yelled, "She must have been surprised!!!"

Superman frowned, "Not as surprised as the invisible man."