The Last 10 Things A Man Would Ever Say:
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool Motherfucker. 
9.  I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right. 
8.  Her tits are just too big.  (Although I did see one once.
	Quadruple Z cup)
7.  While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 
6.  Sometimes I just want to be held. 
5.  That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody. 
4.  Sure, I would love to wear a condom. 
3.  We haven't been to the mall in ages; Let's go shopping so I
	can hold your purse.
2.  Fuck Monday Night Football - let's watch "Melrose Place". 
1.  I think we're lost.  We'd better pull over for directions. 


The Last 10 Things A Woman Would Ever Say: 
10. Could our relationship be more physical?  I'm tired of just
	being friends.
9.  Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up.  It's easier for me
	to douche that way.
8.  I think that hairy butts are really sexy. 
7.  Hey, get a whiff of that one. 
6.  I can't shop anymore.
5.  This diamond is way too big. 
4.  I won't even put my lips on that unless I can swallow. 
3.  Wow, it really is 14 inches! 
2.  Does this make my butt look too small? 
1.  I'm wrong, you must be right.