The No Arms List


What do you call 2 men with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
  Curt and Rod

What do you call a guy in a field with no arms or legs?  
  Home Plate

What do you call an armless man hanging on a wall?  
  Art

What do you call an armless man floating in the water?  
  Bob

What do you call an armless man lying on the ground?  
  Matt

What do you call an armless woman with a sore neck?  
  Sue

What do you call an armless woman with one leg?  
  Eileenn

What do you call an armless man with one leg?  
  Skip

What do you call an armless man standing in a hole?  
  Doug

What do you call an armless man with no legs?  
  Neal

What do you call an armless man sitting in a pasture?  
  Chip

What do you call an armless man at a bank?  
  Rob

What do you call an armless man standing on a stage?  
  Mike

What do you call an armless man sitting on a pot?  
  Stew

What do you call a baldheaded armless man?  
  Dick

No arms or legs cooking on a grill?   
  Patty

No arms or legs flying over a fence?  
  Homer

No arms or legs in a pile of leaves?  
  Russel

No arms or legs in a hole?  
  Phil

No arms or legs in the mailbox?  
  Bill