From: Richard Engelbrecht-Wiggans <eplus17@uiuc.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny

On the birth of my daughter, I made an effort to curb my
colorful vocabulary...quite successfully, I thought, until
the following exchange between Mom and our three year old
caught my attention:

Mom:  Emily, sit down for dinner.

Emily:  I need to go upstairs and tell Poppy we are home.

Mom:  Emily...sit down.

Emily:  I need to tell Poppy.

Mom:  Sit down; he already knows we are home.

Emily:  No he doesn't.  I just heard him say #$%^, &^%$ and @*$&.