A Texan, a Massachusetts resident, and a New Hampshire resident were
drinking their favorite beverage in a bar.  The Texan drained his
glass of tequila, threw the half full bottle up in the air, drew and
fired his pistol, shattering the bottle.  The other two were shocked
at his ruining perfectly good tequila.  The Texan however, simply drew
himself up and announced: "Where I come from, we have plenty of
tequila."

  The person from Mass, not to be outdone, drained his glass of wine,
threw the wine bottle into the air, drew and fired his pistol, also
shattering his bottle.  Looking over at the other two with an air of
superiority, he announced, "Where I come from, we have plenty of fine
wine and the best of everything!"

  The New Hampsire resident drained his bottle of Sam Adams Ale, threw
it up in the air, drew his pistol and shot the man from Mass dead.  He
then caught the bottle on the way down and showed it to the Texan:
"Where I come from," he said slowly, "we recycle these -- and we have
plenty of people from Massachusetts!